13 Men (PDF)

Last night I was dreamin’
Dreamed about the H-Bomb
Well the bomb went off and I looked around
And I was the only woman left on the ground

13 men and only one woman in town
There was 13 men and only one woman in town
Well, as funny as it may be
The only livin’ woman in town was me
There was 13 men and only one woman in town

I had 2 guys every morning
Seein’ that I was well fed
And believe you me, one sweetened my tea
While another one buttered my bread

2 guys made me money
And 2 guys made me my clothes
And another sweet thing bought me a diamond ring
About a-forty carats I suppose

13 men and only one woman in town
There was 13 men and only one woman in town
Well, it’s something I can’t forget
Cause maybe those 13 men yet...
There were 13 men and only one woman in town

(semi-maniacal laughter)

I had 3 guys doin the mambo
3 guys ballin’ the jack
And all-a those guys really did their best
They were all alive and stacked

I thought I was in Heaven
And all these angels were mine
But the alarm went off, I had to hit the ground
Cause I had to get to work on time

13 men and only one woman in town
A-there was 13 men and only one woman in town
Well, I can’t tell where I’ve been
Cause I’m thinkin I might go back again
To the 13 men and only one woman in town

13 men and only one woman in town
There was 13 men and only one woman in town

Oh!

13 men and me the only woman in town